英语幽默笑话

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　英语幽默笑话二：每一个成功的男士后面,有一个女人. 每一个不成功的男士后面, 有2个.

Eat less than pig, do more than a cow, sleep later than hooker, get earlier than cock!
　　吃的比猪少，干的比牛多；睡的比小姐晚，起的比鸡早！

有个学校男女厕所相临，一女生上厕所忘带了纸。这时，隔壁传来几张厕纸。女生吓得花容失色，低声问：谁？一个男声回答：雷锋
　　A school has men‘s room and lady‘s room neighboring, a school girl forgot her tissue. At that time, she saw some tissue from men‘s room. The girl was so scared that she asked: " who?", the man answered:" Lei Feng."
　　
　　有个学校男女厕所相临，一女生上厕所忘带了纸。这时，隔壁传来厚厚一扎钞票。女生吓得花容失色，低声问：谁？一个男声回答：比尔盖茨
　　Little mosquito back home crying.
　　Mom:what‘s wrong?
　　Little mosquito answered: Daddy died.
　　Mom: He didnt take you to the show?
　　Little mosquit Yes, we have been to the show, but when audience clapped, Daddy got time to hide.

小蚊子哭着回家，妈妈问咋啦？小蚊：爸爸死啦！蚊妈妈：他没带你去看演出？小蚊子：看了，可观众一鼓掌，爸爸没躲开。